While having tea break in the office a few days back, my colleagues and I talked about looking at girls and 'appreciating' their beauty. One of them asked a male colleague if he looks at the girl he has a crush on long enough to tell her breast size in case he needed to buy her undergarments. He immediately replied, saying he is a gentlemen who will never look at girls in such a horny manner. He kept defending his views that girls are to be respected and not objects for men's mere sexual gratification, which I agreed to that point. But he continued with a barrage of answers, implying that we are not normal, like we are some souless scumbag or something. We were stunned by his reaction because it was just a simple yes/no question. Instead we were given a long lecture by Mr.Holy on how to respect women (by the way, I am a girl) and were made to feel ashamed of our stupid question.

Things went out of hand and finally we couldn't take it any longer..so we asked, "so Mr.Holy have you ever watched porn?". Mr.Holy was speechless for awhile, fighting over his conscience on whether to lie or not to lie to keep his holy image (we knew cause its obvious from his facial expression that he did watch porn). In a fit of anger and embarassment, he said he did watch but he still respects women because the porn he watched isn't the normal kind of porn..so we all assumed he only watch gay porn and went....HAHAAHA....and were making remarks like "so you are not as holy as you potrayed yourself to be eh?"

Then another colleague asked if he ever do self-stimulation (rhymes with master bed :P ) and surprisingly, Mr.Holy replied without thinking that he asks people to do it for him. My jaw almost dropped hearing that because its just unbelievable, how can any man who just condemned us for being morally corrupt (for asking if he knows some girl's boob size), have someone perform..erm..stimulation on him when he doesn't even have a girlfriend?



So after that, I went home and thought real hard about it. Finally I came up with an equation as below:
Premise 1: Holy don't look at boobs because Holy respects girls.
Premise 2: Holy watches gay porn.
Premise 3: Holy asks people to stimulate him but doesn't have a girlfriend.

Inference 1 : Premise 2+3 -->This implies that Holy watches gay porn and doesn't have a girlfriend.
Inference 2: Premise 1+3 -->This implies that Holy wouldn't let a girl stimulate him because he respects girls.

Conclusion: Holy can only be gay.

That wasn't that hard to figure out after all...haha...I'm a genius!!